When your friend’s girl starts killing your top score on YOUR iPhone.
Well, Fort Wayne, it’s been a great visit. Before I return to my new home in Nashville, I’ll leave you with this image, which indicates that dreams really can come true if you just wear a cowboy hat in them.
Straight up. #stingin
#surfbort #surfboard #surfsup
Feeling very 28. Turtles all the way down.
When your friends leave you at the club but you still come over for tacos at 4am after getting a cab ride home.
"You squirt, and then… what is real?" #tacos by @___whorehey
"Yeah, I’m pretty stoked I guess." -Thomas, Earlybirds bathroom